Time to Move Again? HAIKU
The tanning salon In Medford Square now offers Free Lotion Fridays
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Medford Square I wish You had stores that I could use Unlike ‘Pure Hockey’ Bus driver leans in “Do you have a bus schedule?” Yes he asked me that Recycling Day A man scavenges our cans In his new mazda
View ArticleThe Ballad of You Need a Ride to the Manchester Airport WHEN?
Four-thirty a.m. Some New Hampshire interstate GPS goes dead Cell phone GPS Your new destination is My Garbage Can Street
View ArticleOn the Superiority of Pizza Flavored Combos
I) Pizza combos are You for real or are you just My sweet fantasy? II) Nacho combos are Not the same as pizza ones Not the same at all III) Pizza? or Nacho? The choice is not hard unless You are dead...
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It is five degrees How is this a world in which I’m not home in bed? Young private school girl Wind-chill makes it five below Wear some freaking pants
View ArticleRiding the Red Line, Part XVIIVXCM
Blonde girl on the bench your bright pink heels are awesome and I covet them Graffiti on T dated with tomorrow’s date Boston thugs are dumb
View ArticleWoe is Me HAIKU
Up at 6am At work by 7:15 Who did I piss off? Twelve hour workdays I’m getting too old for this Also too lazy Broccoli and rum Don’t tell me that they don’t make A balanced dinner Damn it...
View ArticlePregnant is the New Successful!
Jillian and I took on abstinence vs. unwanted babies in this week’s Perpetual Post. Read her take on abstinence here. MOLLY SCHOEMANN: Surprise! Accidental pregnancies are the new planned pregnancies!...
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